efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

(via psychoticlaughter)

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr, via psychoticlaughter)

sarcastics:

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

(via exciting-things-are-happening)

scootyshabooty:

I just sit here sometimes like

wow

sexism is still a thing

the fact that sexism was ever a thing

it just

it’s beyond me

a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY

and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’

i don’t get how that happens

(Source: mortalsiamdreaming, via apignamedcurtis)

theyuniversity:

(Source: theyuniversity, via justmeholly)